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...later in life in a TROPICALE locale he had a son. This was considered a MIRACLE since he had a vasectomy..He shouted GLORY! This was a TRIUMPH of his manhood.


Now my friend, you have written the perfect country and western song, and you did'nt even mention, moma,trains,prison and getting drunk Big Grin


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Posts: 94 | Location: Oklahoma | Registered: August 17, 2006Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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No, that was not the perfect country western song. So, this should be added to make it the perfect country western song;

Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison. And when I went down to pick her up in the rain in my pick up truck, she got run over by a damned old train.....so I took her Majesty to the taxidermist (oh, never mind).
 
Posts: 1371 | Location: Cameron Park, CA | Registered: January 23, 2007Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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...not to metion; bars and honky tonks, shooting and hanging, dogs and moonshine and all the women who ever left you!
 
Posts: 2233 | Location: Bloomington, MN | Registered: September 27, 2006Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Thanks to Steve Goodman and David Allan Coe...
 
Posts: 1371 | Location: Cameron Park, CA | Registered: January 23, 2007Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Was just to finish the story about the ships. I keep thinking I left one out.

I love country music now, is not at all like that nowadays. It is more main stream than ever.

I use to hate it back then when I was a child of the late 70's and early 80's.

Was AC/DC, Boston, Styx, REO, Journey, Meatloaf, The Police, Blackfoot.

Lord, I was born a rambling man Smile
 
Posts: 5878 | Location: South Carolina | Registered: August 22, 2005Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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My wife is a distant relative of Meatloaf but he doesn't know it.
 
Posts: 2233 | Location: Bloomington, MN | Registered: September 27, 2006Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Oh, that is sad for cousins to lose touch.

Espescially when they share the same blood line like that.

It would be neat if your wife traced it back and they got to meat..I mean meet.
 
Posts: 5878 | Location: South Carolina | Registered: August 22, 2005Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Like a Bat out of Hell, I'd be trying to reestablish contact.
 
Posts: 1371 | Location: Cameron Park, CA | Registered: January 23, 2007Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Nevermind...poor attempt at wit.
 
Posts: 1371 | Location: Cameron Park, CA | Registered: January 23, 2007Edit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Dwayne is right, distant cousins and we have decided to "loaf" on looking him up.

GC your wit has not yet dimmed.

I noticed that we are right on track with the theme of this thread, "A Fun Thread" We could make it more interesting and do the same thing with Celebrity ship names. RCI may not play well with all those majestic names.

It had been a Millenium since I reached the Summit of my Dreams but out of nowhere...
 
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