I know everyone was busy bantering back and forth but I have a question for Sailor Jack.
A cabin with no beds?!...I bet that made for an interesting cruise!

After SailorJill complained about the lack of beds I went up to the hotel manager's desk and mentioned that we had no beds.

After walking back down to the cabin with me, he somewhat reluctantly agreed that it appeared that there were, in fact, no beds in the stateroom.

As a result we were (quite happily) upgraded to a balcony cabin (with beds). In addition, the ship sent us a nice fruit and wine basket - so it worked out quite well.